Hello, my name is Savannah. And I am the writer of this thing. This blog is full of my thoughts and actions throughout my day to day life, and it may or may not bore you to tears. But whatever your opinion, this blog is for the readers, and this blog is for me. I’ll attempt to entertain you, but if you can’t handle science jokes and sarcasm, I would suggest that you invest your time into something that does not require opinions. Try breathing.
If you do however, read and enjoy my blog, feel free to comment or follow or email or any of that junk. If you have any ideas that you would like me to write about, or comments in general, my email is firstname.lastname@example.org. Or you know, if you just want to tell me how awesome I am, you can do that too. If you’re still reading this as intently as I have written it, I shall award your hard work with a science joke! Ahh, science.
A man walks into a bar and says, “Man, i’m parched. I could go for some H2O.”
A second man walks into the bar, and upon hearing this, says,”Gosh, that sounds great! I’ll take some H2O too!”
The second man died.